A spot of web design

One of my long-standing clients, a retired gentleman in his 70s who could perhaps be described as eccentric approached me over the Christmas period to design a website for his new-found hobby - nude oil paintings.

He has already written a book about impotence and made a breakthrough with discovering an alternative cure for erection difficulties by means of a commonly available root vegetable. In researching his book, he hitched up with a 30 year old woman and the story takes off from there....